21 Movies That Got Better Reviews Than "Batman V Superman"

    A short list.

    In case you didn't know, that new Batman v Superman movie got really bad reviews.

    TWENTY. NINE. PERCENT.

    Yeah, so, people don't like it.

    In the grand tradition of BuzzFeed, we've found movies that are better than the new Batman v Superman.

    Here are some movies you should maybe see instead:

    1. Paul Blart: Mall Cop, a movie where a mall cop kills BMX riders trying to rob a mall

    2. Junior, a movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger births a baby through his anus

    3. Herbie Fully Loaded, a movie about Lindsay Lohan falling in love with a car

    4. Twilight, a movie about Twilight

    5. Max Keeble's Big Move, unimpeachable Nickelodeon classic

    6. Agent Cody Banks, the first and only movie to have a hero by the name of "Cody"

    7. Bambi II, a sequel to the movie where Bambi's mom dies

    8. Click, which, you know, is Click

    9. Grease 2, a real, live sequel to Grease

    10. Dr. Doolittle 2, a movie where Eddie Murphy continues to talk to animals

    11. Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, a movie that exists

    12. Shallow Hal, a movie where I think a dog is crushed by a woman although I can't be certain

    13. Bedazzled, which is basically "Brendan Fraser goes to hell"

    14. What a Girl Wants, a movie about "how what a girl wants" are two British royal guards

    15. The Bucket List, a movie who's cover looks like the embalmed corpses of Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman deciding to go haunt the dairy aisle at a grocery store

    16. Malibu's Most Wanted, a movie

    17. My Super Ex-Girlfriend, a movie about the future Justice League character

    18. Big Fat Liar, a movie about torturing blue people

    19. Cats & Dogs, which is apparently just a movie about cats and dogs

    20. 102 Dalmatians, a movie about the dangers of not getting your pets spayed and neutered

    21. And Beverly Hills Chihuahua