Levi Casboult Is (Definitely) The Most Perfect Man In All Of Australia

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1. Oh my dear dear Lord. I have sinned! I have a thirst BEYOND all thirsts for the most gorgeous man in all of Australia! He’s a football player named Levi Casboult and DEAR GOD WHAT HATH YOU MADE?!?!?

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2. Those thighs. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

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3. HOW EVEN THOSE THIGHS?

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4. Seriously, his thighs are so beyond control and he looks fucking adorable with a beanie on and I’m in a dry ass desert WITH NO WATER IN SIGHT.

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5. “THE THIIIIIIIRST ISSSS RILLLLLLLLL!!!”

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6. And that beard. LOL. That beard. What is going on?!

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7. He’s lit’rally majestic. Like a flying deity. Like a straight up dream.

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8. But back to important things, it’s really all about those thighs.

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9. Liiiiiiiiiiike…

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10. NOPE.

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11. And by nope, I mean “Yes, please! I’ll take 3!”

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12. I’ll leave you with his tongue, which is a nice tongue and could be put to good use!

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13. Good to know! Be blessed!

H/t Calvin obv.

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