The 27-pound lobster, about the size of a 3-year-old toddler, was freed in the waters of the Atlantic Ocean. Apparently his claws are tough enough to rip a man’s arms off.
SNL 1978 (Man #2 is Belushi)— Man #2: Listen, I have a plan. It sounds crazy but it just might work. I’ll need boiling water. Man #1: Boiling water? How much? A couple gallons? Man #2: No! Millions of gallons! Enough to fill - fill Central Park Pond. And I’ll need a truckload of butter. Make - make that drawn butter. Man #1: [writes it down] One truckload, drawn butter. Check. Man #2: And baked potatoes the size of boxcars. And lobster bibs. Man #1: Lobster bibs? [The final credits begin to roll.] You mean ordinary lobster bibs? Man #2: No! Huge lobster bibs, fifteen by twenty feet at least. And nutcrackers! Man #1: Nut—? You mean regular nutcrackers? Man #2: No! Not at all. Enormous nutcrackers, at least ten feet long. And lemons the size of golf carts! Man #1: Check, check. How ‘bout some sour cream for those potatoes? Man #2: Good point! I’ll need, say, about a moving van of sour cream. For dessert, a chocolate mousse as big as a house.
Yea jus put it back in the water, thats the smart thing to do… Would hate to see that thing in a year or two. O__o
It’s a good thing they didn’t eat it, it would’ve tasted terrible.
I think we’re eventually going to regret the decision to let that monster go.
that thing would have to be dead for me to be touching it… boiled with some butter.
My scuba-diving dad caught an 18.5 pounder off the coast of Jersey in 1969: http://copyranter.blogspot.com/2006/06/its-your-regular-friday-afternoon-185.html
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