Awwwwwh, the little sparkles, hearts, and flowers make it so much more cute! :}

i thought i couldn't stand him before all this came out in the open…ewww…

Gross, but cute at the same time… I don't know what to think anymore.

@lynne dp is double penetration

WHAT'S A DP?

HOLY CRAP I CANT BELIVE HE SAID ALL THAT!!!!! THATS SUPER RETARDED…. poor guy. :l

Fuck, I hope you guys never get a hold of my phone.

Club Sandwich definition (from Urban Dictionary)… Similar to a threesome but involves 5 people, 3 male and 2 female, in a stack arrangement that resembles a Club Sandwich. In order to hold the stack together one of the women must wear a strap-on otherwise known as the 'toothpick' in the sandwich.  Could my two friends and I interest you ladies in a Club Sandwich?

well played stopera

geez, after this i kinda wish he was still looking for new mistresses….geez.

“There is a turd in the punchbowl.”

Why is Tiger so horny at 4 - 5 pm? Is it a sugar deficiency thing? I would have assumed prime sexting hours would be after midnight when the wife fell asleep. Not stuck in rush hour traffic after playing a round of 18. Weird.

TREAT 'UM RIGHT, TIGER

wow i feel like i need a bath now…he is a dirty, dirty whore…
hadn't read these before…now i cannot unsee, i wonder if he has a gimp mask…

Tiger Woods has game!

That picture looks familiar. O.o

Ewwwww, what's a club sandwich???

Awwww, shit Tiger is a freak yo!

these adorable kittens should sue for libellous associations.  i hadn't read this messages before… I feel dirty now. :( gross gross gross.