Well at least he looks relatively upbeat (for him). It must be his Mom on the phone… or he's just waiting for the tone, to leave her a message. (Sad)

Is this real life? Keanu amazes me <3.

And a CHOCOLATE cupcake at that!

The One likes to chill too

he is soo freaking sexy

I like how he's constantly wearing a blazer and jeans. He dresses like a high school history teacher.

hot

How is he able to keep looking so young? I think he's cloning himself. Yes, that's it.

The article this photo was snatched from has a couple of photos of Keanu looking almost happy. He is with a couple of other guys and in one photo he is smiling as he reads a text message. Happy Birthday Keanu. Life really only begins at 50.

I think this man's sole purpose in life is to entertain and amuse the internets!

And let the meme-ing commence…..

I have those boots. They're very comfy.

Sad thing is, he is faking the phone call just so the photographer doesn't think he is all alone in this cold gray world.

He looks a little less sad than usual. I think I see a hint of a smile!

Guys, if one more person snaps a sad picture of Keanu he is just going to snap. Please be careful.

I bet in his head he's saying, “don't look sad, don't look sad whatever you do don't look sad”