a dick with a dick.

Hair on men is MANLY. Keeping it real = +1 Showing the world your stupid weener in the first place = -2.

um I really don't think he's as “average” as everyone is trying to say he is, a truly hard dick doesn't lay down like that and you can't even see the end of it, I don't know guys, I think Kanye does have it where it counts..

boringly average

“Ima let you finish, but John Holmes had the biggest penis of all times!”

Is anyone honestly surprised by this? I mean, seriously, his last single was a song in which one of the lyrics went, “She found pictures in my e-mail. I sent this girl a picture of my dick.” Really…

It's a boy!

Just a penis, move along now. Why do I feel nothing?

I now feel bad for Amber Rose.

That's his autotuner.

I bet he thinks it's the biggest in the entire world.

why are people hating on the bush? the man goes natural. if i had that much money i wouldn't give a fuck either.

It must be hard to have sex at that angle.

I try not to let his personal life affect how I view his music but I just can't. I hate you Kanye

I've seen bigger heads on pimples.

I thought men shaved nowadays..
gross.

I remember him saying in an interview a while back that he wished he had fewer fans so he could post nude pics of himself. That VMA incident did the trick, but why the wait?

This would be maybe attractive if he wasn't wearing my Nanna's sunglasses.

…why the bush?