1.
You feel like you have an emotional connection to Jim Cantore.
2.
You understand that a "winter weather advisory" is chump change and that a "winter storm warning" is where it's at.
3.
You know that clipper systems are a joke.
4.
The word "nor'easter" makes you moist.
5.
You know about potential storms a week in advance and carefully watch it day by day until it's there.
6.
You get a total storm boner whenever a storm is on its way.
7.
You stay up late to watch the local news because you trust your local meteorologists more than the national guys.
8.
You have a favorite meteorologist. They feel like home.
9.
Jet streams are your life.
11.
Snow total maps are your religion.
13.
You get frustrated when people don't check the radar.
14.
You don't understand how people don't check the radar.
15.
You scoff at people who aren't dressed weather appropriately.
16.
White guys wearing shorts while it's snowing is a phenomenon you know will never be explained.
17.
Red warning bars give you life.
18.
You understand the difference a degree or two makes.
19.
Rain/snow lines give you anxiety.
20.
You get serious storm envy whenever you just miss out.
21.
You get irrationally excited when your snow totals get bumped up...
22.
...like it really means a lot to you when you go from 1-3" to 3-6"...
23.
...and 12"+ makes you gag... with excitement.
24.
You get seriously depressed when storms start winding down...
25.
...because you always feel like storms end earlier than when the weather guys say they're supposed to end...
26.
...but whatever, because there's no greater feeling than being slammed (lol) by a winter storm.
