We still can’t know she didn’t come from oompa loompas. Those aren’t her real parents, she’s Brazilian and adopted.

angelina’s dead, why is she here?

why snooki are orange lol

Yeah I don’t know about that jwoww one..

Snooki’s mom is not her biological mom. She’s adopted. She said on the show.

Wow The Situation’s mom is hot.

Wow, they’re parents must be so… proud?

My God they have parents just like real people… Now I can die happy knowing what the cast of jersey shore’s parents look like.

I don’t believe that’s JWOWW’s dad. In fact I’m really weirded out by that photo.

These people are fucking monsters. Make it stop.

I can’t believe the good people of Buzzfeed are so obsessed with this uninteresting mind chum.

JWow’s mom looks like Melissa Etheridge, or the kid that played Oliver on the Brady Bunch.

Douche overload!

nytimes article with quotes from snookis dad and another pic.

I thought the situations mom was Angelina…

The second one is an actor from “The Sopranos”. I highly doubt that he’s the father of that schmuck.

Snooki is adopted and her birth parents are indigenous Chileans. MORANS.

haha I love the skin tone differences

Situation’s supposed dad is Frank Vincent. What is this dumb article? Pictures of Jersey Shore cast with older people? Awesome!