Don’t know why. I immediately thought Blair Witch Project!

Voice majors.

As the unholy coven chanted in the hidden depths, the Antichrist slowly arose from the trunk of a Toyota Prius. Fumbling for her keys, Sarah turned the corner … all eyes fell upon her , echoed notes gone mute.

And with his choir of heavenly angels beside him, God spaketh to the throng, saying: “Keepeth thine ticket on thou dash, for thus is the way to salvation.” “Mind you the clearance level, for shame doth befall the ignorant who findeth their bike racks too close to the Kingdom of God.” “And those who shall praiseth the divine Word of God and proclaim themselves worthy of his holy wisdom, shall be forever mindful of the posted speed limits, and all exit and entrance signs, so saith the Lord.” And thus the Lord’s instructions were decreed to the masses, and his words rang like bells throughout the land. For on this day, as the throngs of weary travelers, parched and foul from their journey the holy outlet mall, came within sight of that holy shrine, a thunderous call from the depths of Earth was sounded, and a herald appeared from within, decrying aloud “Thou’st shall find no parking beneath the 5th level.” And there was much gnashing of teeth.

Yeah, what Chris said. Great acoustics in parking garages.

It’s all about the acoustics. Makes for a great practice space.

Most useless car alarm ever.

(holds up lighter) Do some Fable III! Woo!

Now do the Halo theme.