In Celebration Of Singleney

Let’s just take a minute to discuss how amazing and happy Britney Spears has looked post-breakup. Because damn, Britney does single real good.

I know, right? Now tell your friends!
In Celebration Of Singleney
Matt Stopera

1. The legendary, newly single, Miss Britney Spears made her fairy-tale debut with not 1, but 2 blended drinks!

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2. A few days after the blended drink bonanza, Britney went out for a fun little drive with her girlfriend. Little did we know…

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3. BOOM. THUNDER. IT HAPPENED. Subtleney showed us her ring-free hand.

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4. *Ding dong* Then Churchney came out to play.

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5. Even though she was pretty much wearing a tablecloth, Churchney still looked v. cute.

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6. And those legs. Sweet baby J!

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7. Anyways, bye Churchney!

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8. Then we met Rite Aidney!

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9. <3 Rite Aidney <3

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10. A couple days after that, girl got herself a tall Tazo tea!

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11. Did I mention she was glowing again?

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12. ~Glowney~

13. Then Shopney came out to play.

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14. With a humongous chai tea, of course!

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15. “Chaiiiiii teeeaaaaaaaaaaa”

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16. “I’m happy”

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17. “I love being single and I look incredible and I love chai tea, y’all!!!!”

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18. To wrap things up, even Targetney is whistling.

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19. *Whistles* *Drinks orange soda*

You are looking fucking great, Britney! Single looks so good on you.

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