In case you missed it, the hipster is dead and the "yuccie" has replaced them. A yuccie is a combination of hipster and yuppie. They are all around us.
Chances are, if you're a yuccie, you like to talk about the following list of things.
Yuccies like to talk about...
1. The line at Trader Joes
2.Their favorite hot sauce
3. How they only listen to REAL country music
4. If they watch Game of Thrones
5. Why they don't watch Game of Thrones
6. Their work anniversaries
7. How they're still on their parent's phone bill
8. How it's actually cheaper to have a family plan
9. The appropriate time to switch between hot and iced coffee
10. Things they want to buy on Etsy
11. What they named their plant
12. How their plant died
i named my plant shawn but he's dying uh oh
13. Brita filters
14. Their preferred method to responding to people wishing them "happy birthday" on Facebook
15. How Vegas is only fun for a weekend
16. If they follow x on Instagram
17. Humidity
18. Hating karaoke
19. Loving karaoke
20. What their go-to karaoke song is
21. Only being able to do karaoke when they're drunk
22. The cheap beer they used to drink in college
23. How lame someone's engagement photos from high school they saw on Facebook
24. Not exercising
25. Going to bed early on the weekends
26. Their grandmother's email forwards
27. How they went to Ikea the other weekend
28. What they think of Dunkin Donuts coffee
29. How they can't drink vodka anymore
30. Vaguely about how much they pay for rent
31. Bros
32. Teens
33. How they're thinking about buying a bike
34. How they'd kill themselves if they got bike
35. What their favorite airline is
36. Jet Blue vs. Virgin America
37. Wearing sunscreen
38. Not wearing sunscreen
39. How they don't buy music anymore
40. Muting emails
41. How they "read the book"
42. How they gave up after the second season
43. How they say "gif"
44. What language they took in high school
45. How they can't speak any of that language anymore
46. How white wine is refreshing in the summer
47. Which is worse: Having mice or cockroaches
48. Hating music festivals
49. Outdoor seating and patios
50. Their opinion about coconut water
51. Sarcastically saying they're an alcoholic
52. If they should get chips and guac
53. Their dad using emojis
54. How there's no taco emojji
55. The style their dad texts in general
56. Not knowing what their dad does for a living
57. Their nuanced opinion about Lena Dunham
58. How they used to do hookah in college
59. The first CD they bought
60. How much they love carbs
61. Their mom joining Snapchat
62.How they couldn't have a dog because it wouldn't be fair to the dog because they're so busy
63. Their dreams, like ones they had while sleeping
64. How much they hate when people tell them their dreams
65. What time they got in last night
66. How they're a vegetarian (but they eat fish)
67. Discussing their AirBnb experiences
68. How they hate camping
69. Day drinking
70. Crazy experiences they've had eating (weed) edibles
71. Whether or not Jennifer Lawrence is "faking it"
72. What bank they go to
73. Whether or not there's an ATM near
74. How they don't understand "cash only" places
75. What food they ate in bed last night when they were drunk
76. That time they accidentally liked someone's Instagram picture they didn't follow
77. Not buying groceries
78. Finding a good #tbt
79. Being hungover
80. What weather app they use
81. And having no idea how to do their taxes