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How To Travel The World Like Hillary Clinton (In 30 Steps)

Learn from the woman who just became the most traveled Secretary of State in United States history. Like a boss. posted on

1. Step 1: Walk off the plane, take a deep breath…

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(Tbilisi)

2. You have arrived.

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3. Step 2: Walk past security.

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(Brazil)

4. Step 3: Greet your fans.

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(Beijing)

5. So many fans….

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6. Step 4: Accept some gifts.

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(Norway)

7. Step 5: Throw a little shade.

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(Bogota)

8. Step 6: Arrive at your first destination.

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(Yangon)

9. Step 7: Try to avoid stray handshakes.

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10. Step 8: Feel awkward.

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(Yerevan)

11. Step 9: Start with some small talk.

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12. Step 10: Tell a good story.

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13. Make sure you’re really expressive. Cultural boundaries can be difficult.

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(Bogota)

14. Step 11: Have an important meeting.

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15. Step 12: Chat with the Foreign Affairs Minister of Turkey.

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16. Step 13: On to your next destination. Bring the men with you.

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(Ukraine)

17. Step 14: Arrive at your next destination.

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(Baku)

18. Step 15: Ask the President of Uganda, “how the hell have ya been?!”

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(London)

19. Step 16: Take the stage. Calm the crowd.

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20. Step 17: Give an important speech.

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21. Step 18: Kill it.

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22. Step 19: On to your next destination. Again, bring the men with you.

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23. Step 20: Well lookie here. It’s wine o’clock!

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(Georgia)

24. Step 21: Make a toast.

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25. Step 22: You’re feeling tipsy.

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26. And jet-lagged.

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27. Step 23: But it’s time for a photo-op. Make sure you stand out (it should be pretty easy).

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28. Step 24: It’s finally nighttime. Have the President of Georgia take you sightseeing.

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29. Step 25: Tell him how you feel about that building.

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30. Step 26: Continue drinking.

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31. Red wine.

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32. White wine.

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33. Step 27: Make a drunk toast.

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34. Step 28: Party all night.

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(Colombia)

35. Step 29: Wake up the morning after. Ride to the airport… hungover.

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(Japan)

36. Step 30: Wave goodbye.

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(Brazil)

37. Later!

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