How To Support American Values

Your guide to freedom!

1. Drive to the closest Chick-Fil-A.

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2. Wait in a really long line.

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3. The longer the better.

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4. Bonus points if it wraps around the store.

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5. While you’re waiting in line you should sing the Chick-Fil-A song.

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6. Say hi to the sisters!

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7. Hi ladies!

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8. Snap a picture with the pro-family protesters.

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9. Get your food. Instagram it obvs.

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10. Post about it on Facebook.

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11. Tweets too.

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12. While you’re on Twitter you should tell DJ from Full House how it was.

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13. You know what? Go crazy. Make an image macro of yourself.

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14. But don’t forget to take a picture with your waffle fries!

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16. Or chicken sandwiches.

(Bonus points for going to church to eat it!)

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17. Or boxes of chicken nuggets.

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18. After that there’s only one thing left to do. Eat up!

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19. Keep on eating! The more you eat, the better!

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20. FREEDOM!!!!!!!

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22. Oops! Almost forgot! Make sure you take some home for your dog.

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23. The end.

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