How To Get "Call Me Maybe" Out Of Your Head

    THERE IS A CURE.

    In order to eliminate the song from your brain, you need to follow these steps.

    We'll start off easy...

    First, imagine a world without Carly Rae Jepsen.

    Then, reboot your brain. Turn it off. Turn it on. Imagine your brain reading a book.

    Next, read this poem. The poem will blot out the lyrics of the song (C*ll M* M*ybe) stuck in your head, and since the poetry doesn't have a tune to it, then it doesn't get stuck as easily either.

    Last, but certainly not least, repeat the following:

    If that doesn't work then you should probably have a lobotomy.