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How To Get "Call Me Maybe" Out Of Your Head

THERE IS A CURE.

1. In order to eliminate the song from your brain, you need to follow these steps.

We’ll start off easy…

3. First, imagine a world without Carly Rae Jepsen.

7. Then, reboot your brain. Turn it off. Turn it on. Imagine your brain reading a book.

8. Next, read this poem. The poem will blot out the lyrics of the song (C*ll M* M*ybe) stuck in your head, and since the poetry doesn’t have a tune to it, then it doesn’t get stuck as easily either.

9. Last, but certainly not least, repeat the following:

26. If that doesn’t work then you should probably have a lobotomy.

Bye!

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