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How To Be Bully Smart!

This PSA from the '90s teaches you some dirty tricks about being street smart. Remember to always use some form of violence. Bite them.

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  • Sara Nitz thinks How To Be Bully Smart! is LOL  about 2 years ago
  • nekomaneki thinks How To Be Bully Smart! is WTF & LOL  about 2 years ago
  • Stacy L. thinks How To Be Bully Smart! is LOL  about 2 years ago
  • sgass thinks How To Be Bully Smart! is WTF  about 2 years ago
  • well, from the sounds of it, most of the bullies that chased me around are here, now, making stupid comments.
    I learned some martial arts, and, while it may seem mean or unfair, I will gladly blind a person than run again.
    And, it isn't that hard. Raising your left arm up above your head, he'll follow the hand, reach up with the “Spock” greeting, straight into his eyes as hard as possible.
    If he's lucky, you'll only traumatize one eye. Martial arts teaches a lot of better techniques than running. Attend a few classes on a temporary basis to find out where you need to focus your workouts.
    Don't be afraid to ask your instructor personal questions.
    As it turns out…most bullies actually turn out to be crybabies, and most WANT to be smashed in the face. What the heck. Just trying to be friendly, eh, Darryl? Tom? You guys up for more?

    berry connell
    2 years ago
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  • lmao! I'm just curios how many kids tried this and got their ass kicked?

    RAN
    2 years ago
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  • Does his shirt have 'equipment' on it?

    Brian Brian
    2 years ago
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  • Good thing this isn't widely circulated today. Nowadays, you try stepping on someone's sneaker and you'll end up getting shot.

    Matthew C.
    2 years ago
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    2 years ago
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  • Was that kid part of the chess club gang?

    Nestor B.
    2 years ago
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  • “Don't roll over on your stomach, because the bully will grab your head and bounce it off the sidewalk.” I know that wasn't meant to be funny, but I ROFL'd.

    Mock Turtle
    2 years ago
  • “the bully will bounce your head off the sidewalk” haha priceless.

    Jamey H.
    2 years ago
  • Patrick M. thinks How To Be Bully Smart! is LOL  about 2 years ago
  • Corey Anderson thinks How To Be Bully Smart! is WTF & LOL  about 2 years ago
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  • 2:35…anyone else think off Stuart of Mad Tv?

    ~DRE~
    2 years ago
  • I had the blond bully's haircut in high school. But I was a lover, not a fighter. Mostly a lover of skateboards and tacos when I think about it though.

    oOo
    2 years ago
  • Ayndrea C. thinks How To Be Bully Smart! is WTF  about 2 years ago
  • Amazing how much has not changed. Bullying is still epidemic. We need a new PSA which understands the importance of hate crimes in school as well.

    David R.
    2 years ago
  • Anna Smith thinks How To Be Bully Smart! is WTF & LOL  about 2 years ago
  • Bite a bully, for good luck!

    SeriMcMillan
    2 years ago
  • yeah slap him then run. There's a nice short term solution. Wait till he sees you tomorrow now! lol

    GaryDee
    2 years ago
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  • was the main kid in some sort of nineties children's movie? or does he just remind me of macaulay culkin?

    Michelle P.
    2 years ago
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