
Source: chron.com
Donald Earl Fite III is on probation for impaling his girlfriends purple betta fish named DeLorean. He reportedly told police, “If she can’t have me, then she can’t have the fish!”
What kind of heartless bastard can stab a freaking betta? It’s hard enough to get it out of the bowl to clean the water!
I’d hate to be the guy who had to draw his caricature at the state fair.
Making Multnomah County - my home County (Portland, OR) - proud. At least he didn’t kill the fish while riding on his fixed-gear bike.
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