1. First off, leave your class and criticisms at the door. Things are about to get crude. As they say at American fitness center, Planet Fitness, this is a “no judgement zone.”
3. I was just informed by the helpful staff at BuzzFeed U.K. that this ridiculously hot man is a U.K. reality something or other star. IDK and tbh it doesn’t even matter.
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4. It doesn’t matter because he wore some tight ass pants at the Expendables 3 premiere and buhhhh-oing.
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5. We’re talking Jon Hamm-level shit.
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6. So thank you random U.K. reality TV star dude guy. Come again.
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Marry me bye.