I want to throw up.
http://www.findingmygoddess.com/ ![[link]](http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/images/public/icons/external-link2.png){kind=icon}
Culture Buzz Are you sexy? VERY sexy? WILLING/WANTING/WAITING to surrender and be worshipped as a Goddess? Is your hair your own and at least TO YOUR SHOULDERS? Do you have a trim waist? Then ladies, I found the man for YOU. Check him out!
I want to throw up.
I'm your goddess, Mark. Come and take me.
Azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhole.
“I am the inventor and developer of, and control the majority interest in, a patented new technology that numerous well-credentialed experts agree can, quite literally, re-define the entire computer industry.”
“The Goddess I seek sees far beyond the “normal” level of thinking. She follows the guidance she receives from God (even when people might think she's crazy), and she believes that others (including me) should do the same.”
serial killer
Sorry Mark, I'm an atheist…
This is this guy's project that is going to redefine the entire $720 billion computing industry: http://angelbase.com/
I super duper lol'd at the “FLAMBOYANT!” thing. This guy is quite the catch, for all those lady goddesses out there.
I can't stop reading the site, this guy is INSANE
Move over, Amanda, Veronica and Lindsey. He is ALL MINE.
He looks like the real life Hannibal Lecter
I laughed through half of it, but halfway through it started to get awkward.
He wants a woman who is intelligent? An intelligent woman would take one look at this and run the other way.
“Flamboyant!”
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