I never imagined that there would be such a thing as gay swag … apparently it's a chihuahua in pink with earrings SMH Thanks gay thief, for living up to that narrow stereotype! /s

That's really sad. Why the hell was the dog at a bar, anyway? I guess only someone who would pierce their dog's ears, or Paris Hilton, would bring a dog there. As sad as this is, I'm sure a guy with a Britney Spears tat might take better care of this adorable pooch. On the other hand, I can't think of too many people who would have a BS tattoo, so he'll be found soon. I lived 10 minutes from Wilton Manors, and while it's certainly a gay community, it's not like San Francisco, Fire Island or Key West. Pretty small & everyone knows everybody. I know when I used to get loaded I'd lose my cell phone, house keys, purse, virginity… Shoulda left Tinkerballs at home, douchetard.

Of course this happened in Florida.

I've said this A LOT but this time I really, really mean it: This is the gayest thing I have ever seen.

Come on guys—let's find this pink puppy!

Britney fans always be stealin Chihuahuas with earrings!