1. All The ‘Latin’ Awards
It’s called THE LATIN GRAMMYS. These awards are pointless. This disgusts me. Award gluttony.
2. Best Album Notes - Classical
I don’t even know what this one means. Album notes are written words. NOTES. NOT MUSIC. (Nicky Spence was a top image result for “Classical album notes.” Nicky Spence = total douche.)
3. Best Zydeco or Cajun Music Album
Cajun is a type of food, not music. Zydeco?!?!??!
4. Best Comedy Album
How’d they sneak this one in. Comedy isn’t musical. Polka = way more musical. Fuck Larry the Cable Guy.
5. Best Spoken Word Album for Children
Again, spoken words are not music. Damnit get rid of all the kids categories. And also, is this like Kids Bop award? Since when is that shit music?
6. Best Native American Music Album
At least Polka’s audience is international. Last time I checked, Native American means FROM AMERICA. And do you know how many Indian reservations are left!?! Like none.
7. Best Southern, Country or Bluegrass Gospel Album
This award just propagates negative stereotypes and prejudice that has plagued our country for hundreds of years. It doesn’t have to be so North/South anymore.
8. Best Historical Album
Um…Last time I checked, George Washington’s been dead for hundreds of years.
9. Best Performance by an Orchestra - for Dancing
This is like the ‘Dancing With The Stars’ award. Big orchestras are so dated. So 1940’s.