Wow, I didn't know republicans knew how to use computers.

the whole time, i read these as a liberal doing a parody of a conservative valentine card writer. much to my surprise/dismay when i found out these were real!

Who sez conservatives aren't funny?

My God, do they fail at graphic design too!?

LOL unemployment.

great design skills.

I can't help but point out that “set up,” in this particular context, should be two words, not a contraction. Perhaps they hired Trig Palin to check grammar?

Nothing says “Republican boyfriend” like an acerbically bitter stand-in for genuine human emotion.

I dunno, seems like there should be one with a couple kicking each other in the crotch as a form of foreplay.

yakety-schmakety-doooooooo…

Happy Valentine's Day! Hope you wanted soul-crushing bitterness!