11."ARTPOP IS THE ALBUM OF THE MILLENNIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!"
12.She relishes in your sweet hot goss.
13.She bought Britney Jean on iTunes....
14....thought it completely disrespects Britney Spears' flawless discography...
15....but she totally blames Will.i.am. She will ban him too.
16.She believes and is passionate about other worldly and just causes.
17.She has more Grammys than Katy Perry.
18."Jessie J..."
19."Masc only."
20.She understands the real, true value of good lighting.
21.She's always on the lookout for your man.
22.There is a picture of her on Meryl Streep's iPhone.
23.She is always working on and tweaking her skinniest pose.
24.She appreciates boobs even though she feels absolutely no physical or sexual attraction toward them.
25.She likes big things.
26.She pretends to have an opinion about types of wine...
27....but really doesn't give a fuck and just likes getting drunk off it.
28.She always travels in style praying and hoping that someday there will be a super-hot guy sitting next to her on the plane and they'll fall in love like a goddamn romantic comedy.
29.Lol sports.
30.She's totally vers.
31.She's always praying for your faves...
32....and on the lookout for all you basic bitches.
33.She's not really into twinks but would totally do it to it with Zac Efron.
LASTLY, you can commonly hear her say the following...
34."Ha ha. Stop, bottom."
35."Lol I'm grilling."
36."Yaaaaas, Gaga. Slay, mama. You look sooo good."
