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White guys with dreads are one of the most mystifying and bewildering creatures "functioning" in modern day society.
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Unfortunately, no one understands why they even exist.
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For decades they've caused uneasiness and secondhand embarrassment to literally everyone around them.
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That's because they challenge all human theory and common sense...
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... are unjustifiably confident....
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...and somehow end up on every singing competition program.
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You'll find them on Tinder...
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...but mostly they thrive in places like San Francisco and Portland.
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They ALL own hacky sacks...
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...have a robust knowledge of tea...
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...and treat everything like a set of bongos.
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They know the 311 discography by heart...
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...can play "Redemption Song"...
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...play the bass guitar...
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...and face some of the highest forms of workplace discrimination because they thought it was a good idea to get dreadlocks.
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But! Let's not be too judgmental. There are some good ones out there!
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They can be put to good use.
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Like they're a good bet to sit by on public transportation.
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Some are even self-aware!
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And it's pretty fun just how cliché they can really be.
ALL OF THAT BEING SAID...
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They are still white guys who thought it was a good idea to get dreads.
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TO SUM EVERYTHING UP....
Have a good day! Stay safe out there, people.