NO ONE KNEW WHO YOU WERE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA DUMB BITCH! And why is she suing the mall? She seriously thinks she has a reasonable expectation of privacy there? Is she going to sue me if I filmed her doing it on a camera-phone?

But it turns out that “Fountain Lady,” also known as Cathy Cruz Marrero, faces legal charges herself - charges even more serious than assuming that pedestrians can avoid large structures on pathways.Marrero was charged in late 2009 with running up bills of more than $5,000 on a coworker’s credit account at Target and Zales, according to ABC News. She was supposed to repay the money but never did, and will appear in court for sentencing in April. Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/hottopics/detail?entry_id=81435#ixzz1BeoniOrw

Look at me and my bruised ego! Boo-Hoo!  …Oh you don’t know who I am? You should and you should be ashamed for laughing at me! What? Well I’m the lady that fell into the fountain while texting, so stop laughing at me! Oh you didn’t know? Well now you do so stop ridiculing me! You have no idea how I’ve suffered in anonymity while other people have been laughing at the video that the didn’t know I was in!

lol u dum bitch

I want to know how you get to be so old and still be so fucking stupid. Willfully, at that.

Hey, look at me! I was an idiot on the internet and now I’m an idiot on TV and the internet! HOORAY! I mean, boo hoo :*(

Her only salvation is Tosh.0 Web Redemption. (Not a show plug)

ok ewww, daddy?? WTF, also get the fuck over it… no one would have known who the hell you were if you had never come forward, even if they had? Who cares… this really shows how sad and weak of a person you are when you can’t laugh at yourself for something stupid YOU did. Booohooo, I’ve wiped out in front of other people lots of times, you pick yourself up, keep going and forget about it..let people laugh, it’s funny shit.

Why is this news???!!!!! Was that CNN?!
Who cares that video was hilarious if I did that I’d laugh at myself.

But it was her OWN fault! People who do stupid things get laughed at! Jeez. Get over it, lady.

I call him daddy…

She calls her husband Daddy? lol ok church lady.

She’s totally on her period.

Ha, ha, dumbass! Good thing you weren’t driving!

Haha! Whadda dope! I’m glad she only took a spill in the drink and didn’t kill someone in her SUV (you KNOW she drives one).

Boo-hoo bitch. You’re the one that was stupid enough to not pay attention to doing something as simple as WALKING. Be thankful you just got all wet & looked stupid, and didn’t kill somebody texting while driving. Pissed off at mall “security?” If there are laws that were broken, then there’s a case. I doubt there’s much in the way of grounds, so STFU and watch what you’re doing next time…and accept responsibility for your own actions instead of trying to blame someone else for your own lack of intelligence and make money you don’t deserve.

Timeline:
February - Reality TV Show
March - Makeover, plastic surgery
April - Sex tape
June - we forget her
July - she falls off of Niagara Falls while texting
August - announces bid for presidency of the US
September - Show on FOX “White People Feeling Persecuted by Their Own Mistakes and Foibles”
etc.