1. In case you missed it, there was a horrifying video of Jon Hamm in the early ’90s released today. The pictures are below behind a censored screen.
4. My face and yours. But we can fix it.
5. Follow my lead.
6. First, look at his delicately salted + peppered beard and imagine yourself swimming in its bristles.
7. Next, praise sweat pants.
8. While you’re at it, praise baggy dress pants and Mother Nature for the wind that blows through hair.
9. O.K. growl.
10. FIGHT THE POWER!!!*
*This doesn’t make sense I just wanted to include this picture because.
12. Really motorboat it this time.
13. Catch that gaze.
14. I said, CATCH THAT MOTHER FUCKING GAZE.
15. Now play some balls.
16. IDK just look at this one.
17. Wink at this one.
19. And finish.
Now smoke a cig, eat some crap, and CHILL THE FUCK OUT.