YES, I KNOW. THIS HAT IS DUMB.
But, truth is, Pharrell likes dumb hats. Get over it.
Dude could wear a plastic bag on his head and I'd still be okay with it.
It's not about what you wear on your head, it's about how you look on your face anyway.
And even when he's not smiling and has a little piece of food on the side of his face, it's cool.
Because the man is, in a word: gorgeous.
He defies all logic of age and aging as he has looked the same for the past 20 years.
That basically makes him a deity.
And his voice. Brb, quivering.
So stop trying to ruin him with all this chatter about the GD hat.
Though, I can't lie, this is still funny.
In conclusion, I'd be totally DTF with Pharrell's Bullwinkle ass any day.
Also I'd totally be this creepy woman grabbing him.
