Hi! This is a super hot DILF named Gerard Piqué. If you don't know who he is then I feel sorry for you!
First of all, he's hot. Second of all, he plays soccer.
Shakira owns him, which blows.
Buuuuut she also gave him a baby which transformed him into a DILF. DILFs are hot.
Generally, posting ultrasounds is gross and TMI. When Gerard does it it's adorable.
Here he is holding his baby and even though his thumb appears to be a baby's arm... it is still hot.
Can you stand it?
*Not able to stand it*
This is what he looks like naked with a soccer ball bouncing on his knee.
And this is what he looks like immediately after he falls on the ground.
He's always around a bunch of 1/2 naked dudes.
Which I can totally dig.
*Digging this photo*
*Also digging this photo*
This is what he looks like with a mustache.
This is what he looks like lifting up a black rain boot.
This is what he looks like walking in a white net.
He also knows Elmo.
He celebrates Chinese New Year.
He picks his own mushrooms.
And shockingly looks good in suits.*
He models because duh.
*Duh*
*Duh again*
Random note: Even killer whales want a piece.
Now stretch your neck to the right.
That feels great.
Much better!
Now cry at how ridiculously cute these next two pictures are.
*Cries*
Thank you for your time and perfect smile.
Also your body.
CALL ME.
*Goes back to computer and feels sorry about myself*
You will never be mine...
Damn you, Shakira.
