For Anyone Who Believes Gerard Piqué Is An Underrated, Beautifully Awesome DILF

This post is for you!

1. Hi! This is a super hot DILF named Gerard Piqué. If you don’t know who he is then I feel sorry for you!

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2. First of all, he’s hot. Second of all, he plays soccer.

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3. Shakira owns him, which blows.

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4. Buuuuut she also gave him a baby which transformed him into a DILF. DILFs are hot.

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5. Generally, posting ultrasounds is gross and TMI. When Gerard does it it’s adorable.

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6. Here he is holding his baby and even though his thumb appears to be a baby’s arm… it is still hot.

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7. Can you stand it?

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8. *Not able to stand it*

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9. This is what he looks like naked with a soccer ball bouncing on his knee.

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10. And this is what he looks like immediately after he falls on the ground.

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11. He’s always around a bunch of 1/2 naked dudes.

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12. Which I can totally dig.

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13. *Digging this photo*

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14. *Also digging this photo*

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15. This is what he looks like with a mustache.

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16. This is what he looks like lifting up a black rain boot.

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17. This is what he looks like walking in a white net.

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18. He also knows Elmo.

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19. He celebrates Chinese New Year.

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20. He picks his own mushrooms.

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21. And shockingly looks good in suits.*

*Not actually shocked.

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22. He models because duh.

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23. *Duh*

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24. *Duh again*

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25. Random note: Even killer whales want a piece.

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26. Now stretch your neck to the right.

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27. That feels great.

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28. Much better!

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29. Now cry at how ridiculously cute these next two pictures are.

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30. *Cries*

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31. Thank you for your time and perfect smile.

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32. Also your body.

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33. CALL ME.

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34. *Goes back to computer and feels sorry about myself*

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35. You will never be mine…

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36. Damn you, Shakira.

Damn you.

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