3. Do you sometimes feel like a dead, dry leaf moments away from being crinkled up and turned into dust?
4. Don’t fret. What you’re feeling is totally normal.
6. It is very real.
7. Do you wish you were his glasses so you could sit on that face all day?
8. Do you find it strange that even though he’s sitting in a bathtub with all of his clothes on you kind of like it?
9. Do you believe it’s not a coincidence that the light is hitting and perfectly framing his ass?
10. Are you looking at his face?
11. What about Joey Lawrence’s face?
13. Because I know you were checking out that crotch.
14. Or you totally just went back to the last picture to inspect his crotch.
15. Can you get past this heavily instagram-filtered picture?
16. Are you not bothered by these pants?
17. Then you surely could care less about that face.
18. Because you have the thirst.
21. *Faints/basically dies due to dehydration*
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