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Florida Vampire Running For President
Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey is running for President. posted The 45-year-old doesn't date anyone over the age of 20, was accused of brainwashing a 16-year-old he was engaged to up until last month, and is running as a Republican candidate. Apparently Vampires don't believe in abortion. Check out his interview with the local news in here.
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if you're going to date a young chick at least get a hot one. fuck.
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AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! ….seriously though…. lolWUT
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Well, I'm a Sharkey….. and he gives all Sharkey's a bad name. And having Sharkey for a last name is pretty badass, I think.
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Sounds like the perfect GOP candidate.
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im just wondering why he is “engaged” to someone who soon will be over 20…. does their marriage last only two years or will she be “turned” before then?
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so… giving someone a hickey counts as vampirism now?
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As scary as this guy is, he'd still be the most sane candidate in Washington.
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Florida? Sounds about right.
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i need to move out of this state.
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Florida continues to prove it's not ready for democracy.
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