Am I the only one who feels sorry for the chicken that had to push that malformed holy relic out?

Looks like an egg with a foreskin.

What I learned in vet school today: “Infectious Bronchitis Virus results in thin-shelled, misshapen, wrinkled eggs.” Yeah, there's a deeper meaning: your chickens are infected with a virus. Way to go lady.

WTF is with these people and their pancakes, toast and eggs with the virgin mary and/or the cross on them? Two intersecting lines or the burnt underside of a lumpy pancake is not a miracle. I think if God really wanted to reveal his existence to the world, he wouldn't do it on your breakfast. I'm still waiting for someone to shart and claim that the poop spray looks like Jesus.

In other news, bringing new meaning to the phrase, “Let go and let God,” a man got up from his toilet seat to find his feces had settled in the shape of a cross at the bottom of the bowl. The 'Holy Shit' miracle would've never been discovered had it not “felt like one of those you just have to get a look at before you cover it up with toilet paper,” the man was overheard telling his pastor.