Fact: Dylan McDermott Is The Hottest 52-Year-Old Currently Living

You can’t argue with facts!

Warning: There may be some minor American Horror Story spoilers.

2. Dylan McDermott, oh my sweet (and sometimes fictionally violent + crazy), Dylan McDermott.

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3. Where did you come from? And what is that coat?

4. Are you an alien? How does one remain so flawlessly gorgeous over the course of so many years?

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5. Basically, HOW ARE YOU 52?

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6. What is your secret? Sell me your potions. Give me your body.

7. Remember when you were only like 1/4 as hot as you are now and that was 20 years ago?

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8. And then you came back into our lives and lit’rally changed all conceptions on aging?

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9. Hypothetical question: What is age anyway?

10. What makes you smile? What are your hobbies? Marry me?

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11. You are so free.

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12. And by free, I mean all of the times you were naked on American Horror Story.

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13. And that time you furiously masturbated, came, then cried.

 

15. Your hotness can even penetrate this 2009 Kate Gosselin-esque haircut.

16. And when you’re wrestling another man with only a towel on…

17. … sensually eating a banana…

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18. … getting stabbed…

19. … looking down at something on the ground…

20. … or appear to be in the process of taking your clothes off.

21. How do you expect us, as human beings, to behave?

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22. I believe there’s only one way to behave…

23. … and we learned that from you.

26. *Furiously masturbates*

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