Warning: There may be some minor American Horror Story spoilers.
2. Dylan McDermott, oh my sweet (and sometimes fictionally violent + crazy), Dylan McDermott.
4. Are you an alien? How does one remain so flawlessly gorgeous over the course of so many years?
5. Basically, HOW ARE YOU 52?
6. What is your secret? Sell me your potions. Give me your body.
7. Remember when you were only like 1/4 as hot as you are now and that was 20 years ago?
8. And then you came back into our lives and lit’rally changed all conceptions on aging?
10. What makes you smile? What are your hobbies? Marry me?
12. And by free, I mean all of the times you were naked on American Horror Story.
15. Your hotness can even penetrate this 2009 Kate Gosselin-esque haircut.
17. … sensually eating a banana…
20. … or appear to be in the process of taking your clothes off.
21. How do you expect us, as human beings, to behave?
26. *Furiously masturbates*
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