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Earth’s News Feed

College Humor gives us a snapshot of what earth's news feed would look like if it had Facebook. I wish all news was like this.

Matt Stopera BuzzFeed Staff posted about 3 years ago

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Yeah it should say America's news feed.

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Weak. And 'Earth' doesn't mean Amurca.

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