1. Life is like a treacherous maze with no way out and you’re hungry and have to go pee at the same time and you have like 10% battery life.
2. It can feel like you’re this corgi puppy wearing an awkward bow tie that doesn’t even match your coat of fur:
3. It can also feel like you are this corgi with a sibling who has a matching raincoat and you are forced to have a photo shoot in the rain:
4. That’s when you know you have to Idina Menzel it and “Let. It. Go.”
9. Also chill out. Really, it’s bad for your blood pressure.
10. Imagine you’re unwrapping a package of cookies and OH MAN! There’s a tiny little corgi puppy inside.
WTF? But okay.
11. Now look at this corgi with a tiny checkered handkerchief.
12. And now have this corgi sleeping with a stuffed version of itself BLOW YOUR MIND.
13. This is when you’re starting to realize it’s working. It is actually working.
17. You are the leader of your own destiny and the king or queen of your garden of desire*
*I have no idea what that means.
19. You are a powerful fluffy corgi without a care in the world.
22. YOU CAN GET OUT OF THAT CONTAINER OF QUICK OATS!!
24. Because you are the best version of you. And by best version of you, I mean you are a smiling corgi.*
*I’m not really sure what that means either.
25. Now go find your own personal corgi puppy pillow and LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE.
- The U.S. and Cuba have agreed to open embassies in Washington and Havana as they restore diplomatic ties after more than 50 years.
- Greece has become the first developed country to miss a debt payment to the International Monetary Fund.
- The U.S. has defeated Germany 2-0 in the Women's World Cup semis. Team USA will play Japan or England in the final ⚽️