Best AP News opening sentence ever: “You’ll never see this clown in the circus.”
A man in Iowa found a dead deer dressed in a clown suit (with rainbow afro) and makeup (lipstick and blush) sitting on his porch.
Broken hearted? Maybe you’ll like something over here instead?
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Dead Deer In A Clown Suit
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/dead-deer-in-a-c...Best AP News opening sentence ever: "You'll never see this clown in the circus."