spray tan, check. bad boob job, check. looking like a 30 year old stripper, check.

yeah, I wear heels to the beech all the time too…

I could care less about the details of their relationship, and she def looks older/faker than what she claims she is, but what I find creepy/unsavory is how photo-op-y/”LOOK HOW HAPPY AND GENUINE WE ARE!!!!”-lame/fake these pics are.

Who are these people and why should I care?

I never thought I would say this, but Heidi and Spencer are starting to look “normal” compared to these two…

Ill believe it when I see the pay per view sex tape…

that damn arm thing she wears is sooo tacky and spice girl-esque

That bitch must have Benjamin Button’s disease, there’s no fucking way anything in her body, besides the breast implants, is 16 years old.

“Hey sweetie, how about we skip tonight’s red carpet photo-op and just have a quiet night at home?”
“WHAT?! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME??”
“Honey, You’re beautiful to me the way you are. Don’t get any more implants or weave - I like the way you look naturally.” “ARE YOU F$&@IMG KIDDING ME!! “

I actually feel bad for the guy. When the novelty wears off and he figures out how much more interested she is in self-promotion than in him… and she stops showing amy affection for him, but she’s still got the keys and the plastic and a photo shoot booked every day… he’s going to be one sad and lonely SOB.

she’s very mature for her age. most women near to close in on 40, maintain an eating disorder, sleep with a wealthy daddy figure, baked for years in the sun, and undergo numerous procedures to look that fake. she’s really fortunate that it came naturally.

What the fuck am I looking at here? A deflated balloon and some crusty orange remains?

the only thing shes probably had is a nose job. all that make up and spray tan contouring makes her look disgusting. You can see on her chest that her tanning salon attendant did a horrible job trying to maker her cleavage appear larger and the spray on abs are more then just anatomically incorrect. Never seen a padded bikini top before though, always see something new.

…She’s got a horribly ugly body, I have to say =/. She looks emaciated to me; like her frame is meant for a little more weight or something.

The push-up padding is visible in her bra. I’ll just bet these two think the negative commenters are jealous of them. They look greasy.

here she is at 15. no boobs. i’ve never seen boobs jump up that much that quickly.

I can’t even…no…just no.

Larry Flynt is going to love her.

Isn’t it sexier to wear a bikini that’s too small for you rather than one that’s too big for you? Sexy fail.

I like how she spray-tanned her abs on