30. You’re always talking about people behind their backs.
29. You are pathetic, and you don’t even care, even though you probably should.
27. You basically hate everyone who is in a happy relationship.
26. You are constantly using this excuse.
25. You have a love–hate relationship with vending machines.
23. Not eating is never an option. If you don’t eat, you’re angry.
21. You’re always questioning other people’s fashion choices.
20. You beat the shit out of ketchup bottles.
16. You understand the timeless art of seduction.
13. You constantly wonder what it’s like to be normal.
12. You love cheese almost a little too much.
11. You have at one time or other thought how cool it would be to open your own Moviefone business.
10. You end relationships over things like pie.
9. You don’t give a shit about what people think about you in public.
7. Your ultimate dream job: bagel technician.
5. You realize that being a better you takes time. One small step at a time.
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