30. You’re always talking about people behind their backs.
29. You are pathetic, and you don’t even care, even though you probably should.
27. You basically hate everyone who is in a happy relationship.
25. You have a love–hate relationship with vending machines.
23. Not eating is never an option. If you don’t eat, you’re angry.
21. You’re always questioning other people’s fashion choices.
13. You constantly wonder what it’s like to be normal.
11. You have at one time or other thought how cool it would be to open your own Moviefone business.
9. You don’t give a shit about what people think about you in public.
5. You realize that being a better you takes time. One small step at a time.
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