Cher Has Basically Made The Gayest Music Video Of All-Time

This is right up there with “Quit Playing Games With My Heart” by the Backstreet Boys. Bravo, Cher!

1. Cher and her newly iconic newspaper clipping hair have made the gayest music video!

2. The concept is simple:

3. A bunch of dudes covered in soap in their underwear are washing a car.

4. For some reason, they think the most effective way to clean the car is using some dude’s ass.

5. That technique in theory could work, but doesn’t exactly seem to be the most efficient way.

6. They also pretend that the streams of water are dicks.

7. Which also doesn’t seem like a very effective way to clean a car…

8. … but honestly I don’t even care!

9. So then they drive to some sort of yacht. A dude puts a lollipop on another dude’s crotch because why not?

10. Then BOOM! Holy shit. We’re on a boat!

11. The boat capsizes.

Sad.

12. But then gay lifeguards come to the rescue.

13. And some dude wakes up on some other dude’s ass.

: D

14. Then magically we’re in some garage where their is some naked gay dance battle happening.

15. Annnnnnnnd we all win.

The end.

16. Watch the video in its entirety here:

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