OH yes you are the badest motha. Shut yaw mouth.

I gotta say Matt—you are soooooo creative—nice work—where do you come up with this stuff:)

She is pretty danged cool.

Celine Dion is the most OVERRATED signer EVAH… All she ever does is string together vocal tricks without thought or real feeling; performing music requires having a personality, and Angelil made sure she had none of that when he started shtupping her at age 14.

Everybody was like, “Doo, doo doo!”

The first time I ever kissed a boy was at roller skating Saturdays at my junior high school while “All Coming Back to Me Now” blasted thought the gym speakers. Without Celine's influence, I don't think think the boy ever would have worked up the nerve. Even now, when I want to clue a guy in that he should make a move, I turn on a little Celine. Works every time.

Matt, What happened to fascination for Britney Spears???

Man, I am sold.