oh my whompf

The look on the girl’s face says it all. It reflects all the pain and embarassment she will surely feel when she looks at this picture 5-10 years from now.

The little girl looks like a grown up Suri Cruise.

She is wearing a cat around her neck. This is happening.

…is that centaur a stripper?

As ridiculous as this whole picture is, I can’t help but to stare at mom’s left boob… it looks like it’s trying to make a break for it.

The girl’s eyes say it all….”Please. Help. Me.”

I’ve taken a picture with that guy at the Renaissance Festival in Texas. He just roles around on his little wheels, happy as could be, taking pictures with people. We see him every year.

What a horse’s ass.  Who happens to be wearing a costume that consists of a horse’s ass.

Lotta mixed signals coming from this photo

She’s begging you to help her with her eyes…

Legged turd coming out of his back.

He actually has a retractable horse penis. I’ve actually seen it.

oh lord. this is in texas.  sigh.

YOU’RE RUINING IT WITH YOUR MODERN WHEELCHAIR, LIZZIE! Geez.

So very much of the yes!

I hope (for her sake) that girl in the wheelchair isn’t part of the family.

Mama did say Daddy was hung like a horse.
OR
That guy loves being the centaur of attention.

If, by coolest, you mean strangest, then yes.