Matt Stopera made their 50th BuzzFeed post on Feb 21! Or, I guess it's possible that 50 different people used Matt Stopera's account to make one post each, in which case Matt Stopera should probably change their password. Either way, congratulaÃ¢â‚¬â€¹tions to Matt Stopera! Here's to 50 more!
Matt Stopera made their 1000th post on Feb 21! That is more than 10 times as many paragraphs as there in Immanuel Kant's Critique of Pure Reason. According to logic, this person must therefore be one of the greatest intellects in BuzzFeed's history.
Matt Stopera has received more than 1,000 views to one of their posts on Feb 21! That is more people than went to see Gigli - a film starring Ben Affleck as a low-ranking mobster who kidnaps a mentally challenged teenager.
Matt Stopera has received more than 10,000 views to one of their posts on Feb 21! That is more people than went to see The Adventures of Pluto Nash - a film starring Eddy Murphy as a retired space smuggler who runs a nightclub on the moon.
Matt Stopera has received more than 100,000 views to their posts on Feb 21! More people have looked at Matt Stopera's post than are killed by snake bites worldwide every year. (This description brought to you by the Coalition for Real but Unhelpful Statistics.)
Matt Stopera has received more than 1,000,000 views to one of their posts on Feb 21! This is a phenomenal amount of views. More people have viewed Matt Stopera's post than currently live in the state of Rhode Island. Wow.