Matt Stopera received a "Zombie Apocalypse" badge on Jun 08 because of their heroic reporting about the fast-growing zombie epidemic that is overtaking this doomed planet. Thanks to top-notch reporting by people like Matt Stopera, BuzzFeed is quickly becoming the destination for breaking news about the worst apocalypse since the Rapture claimed so many last May. Not that anything matters anymore, of course, but we consider it a point of pride.
Matt Stopera earned the Trash Collector Award on May 22 because of their love for trashiness! Only on the Internet can you receive an Award for trashiness. Also, at The Oscars. And, like, anything to do with Daytime Television. So, lots of places.
Matt Stopera received a Pizza badge on Mar 07 for "avoiding the Noid" and posting some awesome, delicious pizza buzz! If you get that "Avoid the Noid" reference you are old and probably should be in an old people's home. Hopefully there is pizza in your old people's home. Yay, pizza!
Matt Stopera received a Pundit Award because they like posts about politics. Matt Stopera is the kind of person who goes on Countdown and is all, "Well, actually, Keith ..." and then says something that sounds incredibly smart but maybe doesn't make a whole lot of sense unless you've been, like, really following along.
Matt Stopera earned the Enthusiast Award on Aug 09 because they like stuff that is OMG! You know, like rainbows and stuff. Or, like, sometimes how there's more than one rainbow and then everybody starts getting really effusive? You get the picture.
Matt Stopera earned the Cute Spotter Award on Jul 28 because of their love of cuteness! Note: BuzzFeed has reluctantly discontinued the practice of sending a live kitten as a prize for this achievement. This Award will have to do!