1. Apple Bottoms jeans.
2. Boots with the fur.
3. That one white MacBook.
4. Brick Breaker.
5. Joe the Plumber.
6. Abnormally large religious families with television shows.
7. Live-blogging your most intimate thoughts on Facebook.
8. These Apple ads:
9. Flip Video cameras.
10. Talking about the Pregnant Man.
11. Giving VH1 dating show people their own random spin-off shows.
12. And spin-offs of spin-offs:
13. And that reality show A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila.
14. Facebook bumper stickers:
15. This Facebook group:
16. Basically joining random-ass Facebook groups in general:
17. Watching Wii remote fails.
18. Digital photo frames.
19. Talking about Michael Phelps' diet.
20. Saying "I saw it on Perez."
21. Being jealous of your friends who had AT&T because they could get iPhones before you because you couldn't if you had Verizon or another provider.
22. Shutter shades.
23. T-Pain.
24. Heidi and Spencer creating fake drama in a desperate attempt to be famous.
25. Fist-bumping.
26. BlackBerry Pearls.
27. Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron as a couple.
28. Screaming like Bill O'Reilly.
29. That Paris Hilton reality show where she was trying to find her new BFF.
30. Spaghetti Cat.
31. Corey Worthington.
32. Overly baggy pegged boyfriend jeans.
33. Those weird geometrical dresses Lady Gaga wore.
34. Shwayze.
35. And Soulja Boy.
