1.
The "SOS PLZ SEND HELP" feeling
2.
The "seriously, ANSWER YOUR PHONE" feeling:
3.
The "are you REALLY on your way?" feeling:
4.
The "DON'T TELL ME 10 MINUTES WHEN YOU REALLY MEAN AN HOUR" feeling:
5.
The "DON'T TELL ME 30 MINUTES WHEN YOU REALLY MEAN 3 HOURS" feeling:
6.
The "well, I give up" feeling:
7.
The "dude, I am not your therapist" feeling:
8.
The "this is strictly business" feeling:
9.
The "seriously, I am learning too much about you — you are my drug dealer and that is it" feeling:
10.
The "well, I'm already high, but thanks for calling" feeling:
11.
The "THANK YOU FOR DOING YOUR JOB!" feeling:
12.
The "I'll pretend like I'm interested in what you're saying so you better throw me something extra" feeling:
13.
The "I'll laugh at that joke so you better throw me something extra" feeling:
14.
The "I just waited hours for you to show up so I'm gonna pretend like I'm mad (but inside I'm ecstatic)" feeling:
15.
The "don't pull that shit with me" feeling:
16.
The "this better be good shit because you definitely skimped me out" feeling:
17.
The "what side of the street are you on?" feeling:
18.
The "I can't believe the weed guy takes vacations" feeling:
19.
The "you don't know me" feeling:
20.
The "OK let's see what you got" feeling:
21.
The "I am so blessed today" feeling:
22.
The "hey where are you?" feeling:
23.
The "I never thought you'd call!" feeling:
24.
The "YOU LIED" feeling:
25.
The "YOU REALLY LIED" feeling:
26.
The "this day is better than Christmas day" feeling:
27.
And lastly, the "YOU ARE A GOOD MAN!" feeling: