1. First of all, never do this again.
2. Or this.
3. Or this.
4. Or this.
5. Or this.
6. Oh yeah, this.
7. And whatever is happening in this.
8. Or this.
9. Definitely none of this weird black shit.
10. Or shiny berets.
11. Or monocles.
12. Or glowing vagina hearts.
13. Or bad fire CGI.
14. And this.
15. But in all seriousness…
20. RHINESTONE ENCRUSTED BALL GAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21. Sweet dreams!
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