Things that don’t impress Greta:
14. Greta is also not impressed by her birthday.
20. Greta’s also not impressed by the asshole who interrupted her reading.
28. Strange dudes staring closely next to her face.
29. And strange little boys caressing her face.
Things that impress Greta Garbo:
32. Wrapping herself up like a taco.
- Turkey's military released an audio recording of what it says were warnings to the Russian warplane before it was downed near Syria's border. ›
- Protesters marched in Chicago for the second night in a row after the release of a video showing the police shooting of black teen Laquan McDonald. ›
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›