A Pizza Shop Owner In Staten Island Tried To Eat Another Man’s Ear
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According to the NY Daily News:
Chomper Thomas Tomasello, 52, was busted for felony assault after beating and biting Nicholas Cacace on the sidewalk outside the Oakwood Diner on Amboy Road, cops said.
“He chewed his ear - he must have been hungry,” one witness said with a laugh. “He must have been reading about that cannibal down in Miami or something.”
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kea718 11 months agoBlah blah blah… I’m sick of this “zombie apocalypse” crap. Many years ago I go in a fight with a girl, her friends jumped on me and I knew if I didn’t do something to get out of this pile I’d end up getting my ass kicked… So I bit the girl’s nose. It wasn’t a thought out move, I was simply in a desperate situation and had to get these people off me. No zombie shit! Anyone remember Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear? Stupid, yes. Zombie, no.
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cmonster11 11 months agoI think at this point we’re just looking for valid excuses to kill people by calling them zombies.
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oOo 11 months agoThe spear is undervalued as a zombie weapon. What you want is a spear with about an 8 inch, un-barbed narrow spike on the end with a cross guard at the base of the spike. That way you’ve got a long pole to stab at their eyes or up under their chin from a distance and the guard would keep the spike from going in too far and could also be used to push the dead zombie away and yank it out in one motion. You don’t want the spike to bind in its skull and you don’t want it going out the back, because it could get stuck. You just want to get in there and stab that brain and get out as efficiently as possible. That’s why hatchets and swords are no good - they get stuck and allow too close range. Plus if you use spears, there’s no sound to attract other zombies like when you use guns, and there’s no ammo to run out or mechanisms to jam. You’d want two sword-length pokers of the same design at your belt or back as backups in case a geek grabbed the full spear from you or it got stuck in one. You’d need to travel in packs too so you could form a semicircle or aardvark against a pack of zombies so they couldn’t flank you. You’d also want a few crossbowmen or archers behind you to pop any that look like they might overwhelm a spearman or break through. I’ve seen zombie shows so I know this would work. Also, protip: go out and collect any nearby pigs or chickens early before the geeks or other survivors get them. That canned food is going to go bad in a few years and you’ll want to have continuously breeding small-to-medium livestock around in your compound. Cows will be too much trouble. The animals will make noise but it can’t be helped. You’ll have to have good walls and a water source for extended sieges of geeks drawn by the noise. Consider spraying fuels on large groups of zombies at the gates and setting them on fire. We’re all going to need to work together once the shit really goes down. Most of us will be (un)dead early on but those of us who survive will need to already have our kits together. So start working on your cardio but put on some extra weight to see you through the lean times early on. Gather your seed packets now and get those spears and other weapons assembled (If you show up without a crossbow and without at least two quivers of bolts, you will be put on foraging duty and half rations). Have your pack ready and your first aid kit stocked. Locate nearby farms and backyard chicken coops. Scope out your area for defensible compounds and use chalk hobo symbols to direct the rest of us to your rally point. Let’s try not to kill each other before we settle into our compounds because we will need as many breeding pairs as possible. We will eventually have to take out nearby rival compounds once resources get low, but that’s just the reality of survival. But seriously, none of that for like the first three months after the apocalypse, OK guys? It may not happen, but we’d be stupid to ignore all of these early signs. So be ready. Does anyone have a truck? We will need trucks.
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Josh Fjelstad 11 months agoI always assumed this kind of thing was just an everyday occurrence in Staten Island.
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AdventureNeckbeard 11 months agoI guess Mike Tyson is the original Zombie then… I see whats going on here, it’s fun, its funny. Playing off the controlled media thing. Identical stories being published and all that, but this is going to get old real fast.
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KatieP11 11 months agoDo you guys remember sometime last year when all those birds started falling out of the sky and those fish washed up on shores dead, and everyone freaked out and said that it was the Apocalypse…and then that just turned out to be that these things happen all the time, it’s just that no one reports on them, because who the fuck cares? Remember that? This is pretty much the same thing. People are fucked up beyond all recognition and do fucked up things to other people…like eat them. It’s just because one guy ate another guy’s face, all of these similar stories are being reported to the national media, when most people who say “Who gives a fuck?” Be sensible. Also, BRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINS.
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