1. The internet.
Have I told you lately that I hate the internet?
2. Commercials.
I hate commercials.
3. Food.
I hate going to the grocery store because everytime I'm there, I realize I don't like food.
4. His ankle.
My ankle has felt broken for 2 days... probably is.
5. People.
I literally only go on facebook to delete people.
6. Aging.
I turn 30 this year. Fuck.
7. Scorpions.
Tired of all these scorpions.
8. His neck.
My neck hurts.
9. Delta airlines.
Delta airlines lost my golf clubs yesterday. Yea! Thrilled.
10. The 4 dreams he has each week where he gets shot.
I have about 4 dreams a week that I get shot in. Last night, I could actually feel the burn of the bullets as they entered my chest & heart.
11. Going to the store.
I don't have any drinks in my fridge, and I'm too lazy to go to the store, so I'm drinking a jar of applesauce to quench my thirst.
12. Halloween.
Another year, another Halloween I don't get dressed up.
13. His hand.
13 weeks since I broke my hand... still cannot bend a finger. There goes my golf career!
14. Electrical fires.
Electrical fire. Great.
15. The internet, again.
I want to go back to the time before the internet... I was never bored back then.
16. When his mom forgets about him because she's vacuuming.
There is nothing worse than flying across the country and then having to wait over an hour for mom to pick me up because she was vacuuming.
17. Skinny jeans.
Just cracked my phone screen... and I didn't even drop it. Bent down in skinny jeans. Kill me.
18. Games.
Let's play a game. Fill in the blank. Worst _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ever.
19. Brick walls.
Think I broke my toe while black-light scorpion hunting in my backyard. DO NOT KICK A BRICK WALL even if a scorpion is on it, attacking you.
20. Turbulence.
Worst turbulence in a long time... actually got sick.
21. Pain.
Pain.
22. Night.
I truly HATE night and LOVE the morning.
23. The flu.
I have the flu. Again.
24. The New Year.
Just saw dead bodies... and was stuck in the middle of a million cop cars being deployed after someone shot a cop... Happy New Year.
25. Running out of cereal.
I'm out of Corn Pops.