• 1. Don’t smoke cigs and pump gas at the same time.

  • 2. It’s trashy to stage a photoshoot with your new, fake boobs.

  • 3. If you have a baby, you shouldn’t be taking shirtless pictures of yourself in the mirror. Especially if you’re fat!

  • 4. Don’t make makeup tutorials on YouTube.

  • 5. NEVER get a giant tattoo of your baby’s face.

  • 6. Sexy motorcycle caveman photoshoots are never a good idea.

  • 7. Don’t hit your boyfriend.

  • 8. Try not to over tan.

  • 9. Avoid making Ke$ha lipdubs.