83-Year-Old Suing Apple After Walking Into A Glass Wall

    She wants $1,000,000 for her broken nose. This is why we can't have nice things.

    According to CBS New York:

    Paswall claims that she didn’t realize that she was walking into a wall of glass as she approached the store, and says that she broke her nose as a result of the collision.

    Her suit claims that “the defendant was negligent ... in allowing a clear, see-through glass wall and/or door to exist without proper warning.”

    Her attorney also said:

    “Apple wants to be cool and modern and have the type of architecture that would appeal to the tech crowd, but on the other hand, they have to appreciate the danger that this high-tech modern architecture poses to some people.”